Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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