Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Randomize
