my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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