Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
