She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
im holly from the hills drunk
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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