Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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