Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Is it because I queefed?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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