Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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