Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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