White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
