I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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