I never want to see another naked old woman again.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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