I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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