My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
The power of my boobs compel you
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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