But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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