she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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