Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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