Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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