Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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