Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
ttyl tear gas
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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