Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Randomize
