gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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