i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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