Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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