I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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