its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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