We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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