i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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