You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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