she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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