I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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