Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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