Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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