Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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