she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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