do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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