Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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