whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
