I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You made out with two different species that night
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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