if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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