I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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