dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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