Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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