hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
