and you said cock pushups were impossible
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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