I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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