I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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