The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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