It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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