Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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