Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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