I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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