I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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