have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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