I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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