The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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