where am i from again
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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